It's Gr8 to be a Souf Efrikan
1. You can eat your half dried meat and not be considered disgusting.
2. Nothing is your fault, you can just blame it on Apartheid.
3. You experience pathetic service in eleven official languages.
4. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches.
5. It's the only country in the world where striking workers show how angry they are by dancing.
6. You're considered clumsy if you cannot : talk on the cell, change CD's, Drink a beer, read a newspaper and smoke all at the same time while driving 160Km/h in a 60Km/h Zone.
7. If you live in JHB, you can brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world.
8. Burgular bars become a feature, and a great selling point for your house.
9. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
10. The tow-trucks are the first to the scene of most major crimes without being called, and the cops you gotta call about three times.
11. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
12. Illegal immigrants leave the country because our crime rate is too high.
13. A murderer gets a 6month sentence and a pirate TV viewer gets 2 years.
14. The prisoners strike and get a vote in the elections.
15. Police cars are fitted with Immobilisers and gearlocks.
16. Police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled.
17. Condoms for free - Shopping plastic bags for sale.
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