Rabbit was running in the woods and saw a giraffe smokeing weed. He quickly ran to the girraffe and said "dont smoke weed, rather run with me in the woods". The girrafe stopped looked up and said, ok. Now they both running in the woods and find an elephant snorting coke. The rabbit runs towards him and says "you shouldnt do that, rather run with me in the woods". The the elephant looked up and said, ok. They all follow rabbit as he runs through the woods and find a rhino shooting herion, needles and all. Rabbit runs over to him and says "you shouldnt do that, rather run with me in the woods" the rhino says ok.
Now they all running in the woods with rabbit and find a tiger half way through his 2nd six pack of beer. Rabbit quickly runs towards him and says "you shouldnt" bang! Before rabbit could finish his sentence the tiger starts pumiling him, rhino and elephant try pulling him off then girrafes asks whats wrong with you? The tiger replys, that f*cken rabbit. Always makes me run through the bloody woods when hes on ecstasy.